I’d like to buy a vowel. Or maybe a consonant, or perhaps some punctuation.
Ever since these gates went up, folks have rearranged the stick-on letters into various phrases. Most of the time they’re gibberish, but this one is the closest I’ve seen that actually makes some sort of sense (in some alternate universe).
As amusing as it is, however, I really wish people would just leave the damn things alone. Someone ends up having to take down the sign, reapply the letters, and then re-install the sign. Of course, the new sign lasts maybe a day before it’s been transmogrified again, and the cycle repeats itself. Why the signs weren’t painted in he the first place is beyond me.